I swear to god I did not make this up!

I was shopping on Nordstrom's website this morning, looking at Men's Coats & Outerwear. This is a screen shot from the web page.

Holy, hell, I'm sooooo going to start shopping at Nordstrom if this is how they see men's fashion. I mean, fuck, look at the first coat and tell me you don't agree.

The link to Nordstrom

And I swear to god just the same, Macy's is just as progressive:

How the hell did Macy's know that, fuck, I DO LIKE THE LINGERIE THEY SUGGEST!